cards, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Necrocard
By Iain Aitch

As sexual minorities go, necrophiliacs probably have it the hardest (certainly the stiffest!). You can't talk to your friends about it, your parents don't understand and then there's the difficulty of finding a suitable partner. Liaisons must be few and far between, and even then the relationship usually ends with at least one of the couple falling apart. But cult-writer Stewart Home (Fringecore 6) has stepped in to help those who like their love on the cold side, with his latest offering - the necrocard. Looking suspiciously like an ordinary UK organ donor card the necrocard gives the holder the chance to donate their corpse for post life sexual experimentation - thus supplying the necrophile community with a steady supply of not-so-hot dates. "I wouldn't want to have sex with a corpse myself, but it wouldn't bother me if someone had sex with me once I was dead," says Home. Aside from his desire to help necrophiliacs, Home says he also figured it would be "a good way to meet lots of foxy goth chicks", assuring me that this has been most successful. There's no need to worry who may be putting what into your orifices after your demise either, as the card handily allows you to tick boxes for gay or straight. To get hold of enough necrocards for friends and family send two 1st Class stamps (UK) $1/1 IRC (Europe) $2/2 IRCs (Rest of World) to the Neoist Alliance, BM Senior, London WC1N 3XX, UK.

"Hahaha inventam cada coisa...será que tem a opçao "somente para o cônjuge"??

by: young vampire